Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password
A blind man is standing at the corner...
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog...
A boy and girl octopus out on a date...
A dangerous job
A dog walks into a butcher shop...
A Duck walks into a bar...
A duck walks into a general store...
A fair warning
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull...
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years...
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office...
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them...
A gruesome murder
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. Listen, he says...
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot...
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow...
A horse and a rabbit
A horse walks into a bar...
A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel...
A little girl was out with her Grandmother...
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots...
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly...
A lusty camel
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus...
A man in a state of excessive inebriation...
A man running a little behind schedule arrives...
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park...
A man takes his sick dog to the vet...
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet...
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot...
A miserable rooster
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar...
A New York boy was being led through the swamps...
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck...
A robber was robbing a house...
A Second Opinion
A talking horse
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona...
A veterinarian surgeon...
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo...
A woman was thinking about finding a pet...
Almost no diffenrence
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance...
An Eagle is circling at about '5
An elephant...
An irresolvable problem
An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing...
An old lady owned two monkeys...
At an auction
Beware of dog!
Bying a horse
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer?
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?
Did you hear about the blind skunk...
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?
Dog washing
Elephants
Elephants II
Elephants III
Elephants IV
Elephants IX
Elephants V
Elephants VI
Elephants VII
Elephants VIII
Excerpts from the rural life
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole...
Footless Parrot
For all animal lovers out there
German Shepard on Golf Course
Good business
Have you ever smelled moth balls?
How do you catch a polar bear?
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?
How do you make a cat drink?
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How to Catch a White Elephant
How To Give Your Cat a Pill
How to Hunt Elephants -- QA Style
How to Hunt Elephants -- Sales Style
How to Hunt Elephants -- Senior Manager Style
Hungry Snake
I like monkeys
I think Rover is getting a bit old...
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey...
Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
It's so easy to milk a cow...
I've never understood why women love cats...
Laboratory Rabbit Freedom
Man and wife at the zoo
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie...
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of...
Nice, but rough
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip...
One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost...
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole...
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement...
Perfect customer
Persistency Act
Pet owners
Pray hard
Punishment that fits the crime
Snake joke
Some cows view each day as the last roundup...
Stuttering animal
Tarzania
Tarzania II
The best book on elephants
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS
The essential difference
The Insensitive Gorilla
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order...
The story with the moral
The talking dog
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle...
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river...
There was once a wide mouth frog...
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through...
There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam...
There were two cats that enjoyed running together...
There were two cows in a paddock...
There were two guys walking down the street...
This is what should happen to ALL CATS!
This man goes into the doctor with his...
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking...
Top 15 Household Pet Dishes
Two cows were talking in the field one day...
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly...
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other...
Two goldfish are in a tank...
Two guys go hunting...
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren't...
Two male flies are buzzing around...
Two men were walking along the street when...
Two neighbors had been fighting each other...
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts...
Want some chicken?
What are 3 problems about being an egg?
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg?
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other?
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?
What do you call a dog with no legs?
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
What does a lion call a antelope?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What has four legs and eight arms?
What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito...
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What's brown and crispy on the outside...
What's green and has wheels?
What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?
What's the difference between a bull and a cow?
What's the difference between a duck and a cow?
What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
What's the worst thing about washing your cat?
Where do you find a no legged dog?
Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches?
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why don't oysters give to charity?
Why'd the monkey fall outta the tree?
Wife comes home to find the old man...
With best intentions
You know why a dog licks his ass?
