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Category of Funny Jokes: Bar Jokes

25 signs you've had too much to drink

3 Vampires in Bar

A bet made at the local bar

A brain goes to a local bar

A drunk orders himself a beer

A golf club visits a local bar

A man takes the ferry home from work

A neutron at a bar

A nun arrives at the local bar

A pirate at the local bar discusses his past

A seal visits a local bar

A very depressed man

Arriving home very drunk

Bad luck finding a place to hide

Cow Pat Lip Gloss

Does your dog bite?

Driving home very drunk

drunk guy and the nun

Female hormones in beer

Free drinks for everyone

Furniture salesman

He is a very fast drinker

I am afraid of that tarmac

I bet I can bite both of my eyes

I didn't get any money this time

I don't owe anything for this drink

I get so drunk that I imagine things

I have a magical dancing duck

I know you were drunk yesterday

I only ordered a double

I think I'll try a nicer approach

If she went out with me

I'll trust you that you paid

I'm just trying to be helpful

I'm trying to prove a point

In And Out Of Puddles

Looking to buy a frog?

Make a horse Cry.

Making a bet at a bar

My girlfriend is out in the car

Newly issued alcohol warnings

Reasons to allow drinking at work

Some very common traits in two drunks

Some yogurt visits a local bar

Someone stole things from me

spit on my beer

Stumpy Legged Pink Dog

The Bar Basement

The Beer Prayer

The customs of an Irishman

the drunk contest

The Hamster Show

The number twelve goes to a bar

The story of a very short man

The wife is not speaking to me

There is a monkey in the bar

They are stopped by the police

This pill allows you to fly

This tells me that I must be drunk

Three vampires go to a bar

Top ten signs that you are too drunk

Top10 Viagra Slogans.

Tossed Off A Ship

Totally messed up

Totally Useless Info

Touched By Dallas Cowgirl

Towards and Away

Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be

Tracks In The Woods

TRADITION (Jewish Humor)

Traditional Service

Translating Menspeak

Trapped On A Rock

Traveling Saleman.

Trick or Treat!

Trick-or-treating is better than sex

Trip to San Francisco

Trip To The Desert

Trouble at tax time!

Trouble at the local bar...

Troubles getting into heaven

Truck Driver Snow

Trucker Computer Terms

True announcements during Sunday service

True Gender of Object

True Lawyer Statements

True Marketing Errors

True Newspaper Headlines...OY!

True story from the WordPerfect helpline!

True stupid stories 01

True stupid stories 02

True...so very, very true!

Truly stupid people 01

Truly stupid people 02

Try our tricky!

Try this on honey!

Try to explain women

Tuns of Puns! Part I

Tuns of Puns! Part II

Tuns of Puns! Part III

Tuns of Puns! Part IV

Tuns of Puns! Part V

Tuns of PunsGalore - Part I

Tuns of PunsGalore - Part II

Tuns of PunsGalore - Part III

Turkey and the Bull...

Turmoil In Heaven

Turnaround is fair play!

Turtle and a Blonde?

Turtle Crossing

Twas the night before Christmas At The White House

Twas the night before X-mas

Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck

Twas the Night Before...

Twas The Night...-why did I stop there?

Twelve Days of Xmas (Classic)

Twelve Inch Pianist

Two blondes in heaven

Two Boll Weevils

Two Brain Cells

Two Canadian Seasons

Two Cow Defined (Classic)

Two Elderly Ladies

Two guys standing at the urinal.

Two guys who wanted to pick up women.

Two In One Grave?

Two Irish Men in A bar

Two Italian Stallions

Two Kinds Of Men

Two Little Old Ladies

Two Meaningless Words

Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation...

Two men walked into a bar

Two Nuns On Bicycle

Two pieces of string walk into a bar...

Two pyscologists

Two Scottish nuns go to America

Two Things To Worry About (Classic)

Two zebras pondering

Types of Men Pissers

Typewriter To Doctor

Tyson and OJ At the Vatican

U of Berkeley Products

Ultimate rejection!

Ultra dumb people 01

Ultra dumb people 02

Uncommon Perversions

Under The Truck

Understanding Your Paycheck:

Undocumented Windows Errors

Unengaged Brain

Unfaithful Mates

What causes people to have arthritis?

Where is this bus going?

Who can say this sentence?

Who gave you those black eyes?

Who is Drunk?????

Who keeps saying those things?

You can't bring that dog in this bar

You looked a lot like my wife

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