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Category of Funny Jokes:  Ethnic Jokes

 

...And I will do anything for love.

35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet...

A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot...

A boy comes home from school and tells his mother...

A brief declaration

A bus conversation

A bus stops and two Italian men get on...

A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian...

A cattleman from West Texas died...

A Chinese man is making love to his wife...

A cultural comparison

A girl sat sobbing in the police station...

A Greek BBQ

A gruesome discovery

A historical example

A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend...

A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying...

A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane...

A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade...

A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites...

A Jewish Mother

A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist...

A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau...

A man calls his mother in Florida....

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar...

A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told...

A man was driving through West Virginia...

A Mexican, a black, and a white guy...

A Negro was travelling in china...

A pious man who had reached the age of 105...

A Polish family is sitting in the living room...

A present for the anniversary

A real calamity

A reason for divorce

A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work...

A Scottish cop was asked how he'd break up a crowd...

A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hill...

A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap...

A town in Poland had only one cow...

A whole gaggle of Jewish ladies at a party...

A young black boy goes into the kitchen where his mother is baking...

A young Indian boy came back to the reservation...

A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt...

All the same

All-inclusive

An American woman and an Iranian woman...

An ancient Irishman

An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time...

An effective contraceptive

An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his name...

An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting...

An offense

An old italian couple is walking around in the mall...

An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California...

An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady...

An unfortunate situation

Another ethnic joke

Application to Live in Kentucky

Arkansas Governor Application

Arkansas Mother Writes Her Son

Armando asks...

Because his son wasn't the brightest kid in the world...

Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel...

Business is business

Chanowski and his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting...

Chinese Subtitles

Christmas and Hanukkah Merger

Cock fights

Cold Hands

Detective report

Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?

Did you hear about the hillbilly...

Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?

Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?

Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?

Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish and half Italian?

Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?

Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?

Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?

Did you hear about the Polish Navy tragic accident?

Did you hear about the spanish fireman...

Do you know why the baby Jesus was not born in Iowa?

Do you know why there aren't any ice cubes in Poland?

During the Mexican/American war...

English vs Ebonics

Ever hear of the redneck who thought...

Fair business

For many years, the border between Poland and Russia...

Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake...

Giuseppi walks into work, and he says...

Greatest way to learn English

Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?

How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?

How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?

How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?

How did you do that??

How do a jewish couple have oral sex?

How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?

How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?

How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having their period?

How do they do it?

How do we know that the Toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?

How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

How do you circumcise a hillbilly?

How do you circumcise a redneck?

How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?

How do you know when a redneck isn't wearing any underwear?

How do you sink a Polish submarine?

How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?

How does a Russian commit suicide?

How does every ethnic joke start?

How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?

How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?

How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?

I got a great Polish joke

If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce...

If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?

If they divorce...

If you take an Oriental person and spin him...

Iraqi vs. American

Irish math

Isaac and Hymie were two tired Brooklyn businessmen who...

It was obvious

It's 11 o'clock...

It's Christmas time and Paddy and Shaun decided to go look...

Jewish medicine

Jewish mothers

Jewish telegram

Jewish view on when life begins

Language Trends of the Future

Last Lunch

Looking for a monkey wrench

Majority rules

Man goes to see the Rabbi...

Moshe Rabbinowitz decides to join the country club...

Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant...

Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be...

No pressure

One day there was an indian chief who was constipated...

One night, at the lodge of a hunting club...

Out All Night Drinking

Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday...

Poor Rabbi!

Rabbi's anniversary present

Redneck wins lottery...

Sex on Sabbath

So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a building...

Southerners are not that stupid

St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day...

State of Arkansas Residency Application

State of Kentucky 12th Grade Reading Test

That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution...

The Black Sheep

The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor...

The first Jewish woman President is elected...

The Frenchman and the Italian...

The headmistress at a girls prep school...

The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade...

The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma

The power of the press

The Rabbi

The right way to ask a question

The South Takes a Cue from Oakland

The three survivors of the shipwreck...

There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night...

There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs...

There were three Eskimos in Alaska...

This black guy is walking along a beach when...

This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building...

Three Chinese daughters

Three people were standing on the Titanic...

Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway...

Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern...

Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field...

Two bags

Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy...

Two Irish lads had been out shacking up with their...

Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar...

Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street...

Two men and one woman

Two Polish guys are discussing one's upcoming wedding...

Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition...

Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together...

Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar...

Two zebras are talking and one asks the other...

Typical jewish mother

Useful Phrases to Know When Travelling in the Middle East

What did Arafat say to Clinton?

What did the German clockmaker say to the clock...

What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little...

What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl?

What did the mongoloid say to his dog?

What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?

What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a...

What do Arabs do on saturday night?

What do Germans use for birth control?

What do the Chinese call a 69?

What do true rednecks do on Halloween?

What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?

What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track?

What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?

What do you call a gay Indian?

What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?

What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?

What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?

What do you call Toys R' Us in the hood?

What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?

What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?

What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner?

What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop...

What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang...

What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill...

What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?

What is a Jewish American Princesses idea of kinky sex?

What is every Amish womans private fantasy?

What is long, black, and smelly?

What is New Jersey state bird?

What is the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac?

What is the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?

What is the difference between a homeless and a pizza?

What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?

What is the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler?

What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

What is the last thing you usually hear before...

What is the title of the new Vietnamamese cookbook?

What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse's ass?

What's a Jewish American Princess' favorite position?

What's long and hard that a Greek bride gets...

What's the Arkansas state motto?

What's the difference between American and Serbian pilots?

What's the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?

What's the national anthem of Puerto Rico?

What's the object of a Jewish football game?

What's the one thing you can do to a Jewish...

Where do you find 60 million french jokes?

Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?

Who invented sex

Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?

Why cant black women become nuns?

Why can't Chinese barbecue?

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?

Why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?

Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?

Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men?

Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?

Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the...

Why do not Mexicans teach drivers Ed...

Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?

Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?

Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?

Why do they call it a kilt?

Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?

Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?

Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?

Why does the University of Tennesse football...

Why don't Jewish mothers drink?

Why dont mexicans have barbeques?

Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?

Why Jewish women like Chinese food so much

Why wasn't Jesus born in West Virginia?

Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant?

With a puzzled look on his face...

You know what that little red dot means in the middle...

You might be a redneck if...



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