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5 flies in the kitchen

A croak and dagger agent!

A croaker spaniel!

A frog with hiccups!

A gerbil shepherd dog!

A golf blooded reptile!

A grasshopper with hiccups!

A killer butterfly!

A maggot with attitude!

A morese-quito!

A mouse in a minefield!

A mouse sandwich!

A snail with a housing problem!

A spinning wheel!

A toad with a machine gun!

About one mile a day!

At the spawn shop!

Because they squeak!

Because they're wrigleys!

between a fly and a bird

Bubble and squeak!

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Chimney Cricket!

come to the webbing

cross a firefly and a moth

cross a frog with some mist

cross a spider and an elephant

cross a worm and an elephant

Cross mouse cards!

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Finding half an apple!

fit over a bucket!

For some light refreshment!

Four anti road protesters?

glow worm unhappy

Got to glow now!

Grasshopper than a cricket

grasshopper with no legs

Have you ever tried worm pie?

He bowled long hops!

He goes up the wall!

He had his own frog horn!

He just beetled off!

He simply croaked!

He was de-lighted!

He was light fingered!

He was un hoppy!

headmasters and bullfrogs

Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!

Hickory hickory dock.

Hide and squeak!

Hoppalong Cassidy!

How do fireflies start a race

How do frogs die?

How do you make a butterfly

How do you spot a modern spider?

How slime flies!

I'll get you next slime!

In the croakroom!

insects are so clever

Insect's favorite game

Is there a mouse in the house?

It's been nice gnawing you!

Julius Cheeser!

keep flies out of the kitchen

Kermit the Frog

lawyer and a mosquito

Leave them to slug it out!

looking for bookworms

Maggot Thatcher!

make a glow worm happy

mosquito and a fly

mosquito go to the dentist

mosquitos religious

moth nibble a hole

Mouse Tse Tung!

mouse's favorite record?

Noah's Ark in an apple

Paddy long legs!

Please cheese me'!

police glow worm

ride it to hospital!

Save a drowning mouse

School dinners come on a plate!

slugs leave a trail

snap, crackle and pop

stamp out forest fires!

stop for a glow worm

Strawberry and tarantula jelly!

tadpole feel lonely

tarantula with a rose?

The Apple Corps!

The Brit Awarts!

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