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Category of Funny Jokes: Medical Jokes

A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist...

A woman came to the psychiatrist worried...

A woman consulted a doctor...

A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says...

A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant...

A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor...

A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall...

A woman visits her physician...

A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet...

A young lady walks into a doctors office...

A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem...

After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children...

After years of psychotherapy...

After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought...

An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady...

An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday...

An old woman came into her doctors office

Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done...

Benefits of having Alzheimer's

Constipation problem

Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?

Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?

Don't you just hate it when...

From the life of the insane

Give me the bad news first...

Gosh, what a pun!

Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor...

How do dentists become brain surgeons?

Howard had felt guilty all day long...

I said to the doctor I have this ringing in my ears...

It is worth trying

John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital...

Jones is driving past the state mental hospital...

Life is precious

Most dentists chairs go up and down...

Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling...

My heart set...

MY TWO DELICATE OPERATIONS

Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won't...

One doc operated on a person for a hernia...

Perfectly normal

Psychiatric Hotline

Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?

Saving one of them

Serious desease

She said, Kiss me doctor!

Sobel goes into the optometrist's office...

The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic...

The bad news and the good news

The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him...

The doctor took Bill into the room and said...

The evils of marijuana

The following statements were found on patient charts...

The medical student was asked four reasons...

The patient came into the doctor's office...

The young lady entered the doctor's office carrying an infant...

There was a costume party at a mental hospital...

There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunken driving...

There was this man in a mental hospital...

This guy walks into a psychiatrist's office with a...

This male prostitute contracted leprosy...

This male prostitute contracted syphilis...

This woman goes into a dentist's office...

Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor...

Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii...

Two gynecologists meet at lunch...

Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices...

What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?

What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub?

What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?

What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?

What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?

What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?

What should you give a man who has everything?

What's a definition of a gynecologist?

Whats blue and does not fit any more?

What's the definition of bravery?

What's the difference between an oral thermometer and...

Where are the fingers?

Who's got my pen?

Why are they having such a hard time finding a cure for AIDS?

Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?

Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?

Will it hurt doctor?

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