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Category of Funny Jokes: Men Jokes

A degree at Life University

A fortunate twist of fate

A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks...

A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall...

Alcohol vs Women

Another costume

Are YOU A HARD MAN?

At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his...

Baldness in Men

Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off...

CHECK THE BUFFETT!

Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?

Did you hear about the new morning after pill for men?

Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises?

Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?

Fatherly feelings

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day...

Have you heard the one about the...

How are husbands like lawn mowers?

How are men like UFOs?

How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?

How can you tell soap operas are fictional?

How do men exercise at the beach?

How do men sort their laundry?

How do u get 4 gay men to sit on 1 stoll?

How do you get a man to do situps?

How do you scare a man?

How does a man keep his youth?

How does a man show he's planning for the future?

How is a man like a snow fall?

How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?

How many honest, intelligent, caring men...

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

How many men does it take to open a beer?

How many men does it take to pop popcorn?

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ideal Drinking Age

Ideal Seduction Line

If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker...

If fathers have Father's Day, and mothers have...

If men had PMS, what would happen?

If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?

Is he still wrong?

Man walks into a supermarket and buys...

Men are like...

Men come in three sizes...

On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses an inflatable doll?

Once some boys got together to play poker...

SCHEDULE OF A MAN

Seminars for Men

Some people are sitting in a bar...

The Bachelor Diet

The first engineer calls out to the other...

THE MASTERCARD COMMERCIAL ALL MEN ARE WAITING FOR

The way to a heart of a man

There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men...

There was a young man from Kent...

There was three guys, one with a rubber...

These two guys had just gotten divorces...

Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire...

Three men and a baby

Two buddies get together and decide to...

Two confirmed bachelors sat talking...

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

What did the man say when he walked...

What do men and pantyhose have in common?

What do men dream of?

What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?

What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?

What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?

What do you do if your bank account stops working?

What does a man and a floor have in common?

What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping...

What food best describes a man?

What is a macho man?

What is a mans best friend?

What is a mans idea of foreplay?

What is defference between man and Superman?

What is so great about being a dick?

What is the definition of ultimate rejection?

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

What kind of clothes are there?

What makes a man think he is so great?

What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex?

What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

What's the best way to kill a man?

Whats the difference between pink and purple?

What's the ultimate rejection?

When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts...

When should you care for a man's company?

Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?

Where is the best place in a book store to find a man...

Which of the following lines will do a better job...

Why a man cannot eat like a bird?

Why are men like blenders?

Why did God give men larger brains than dogs?

Why do men die before their wives?

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

Why do men like blonde jokes??

Why do men name their penis?

Why do men name their penises?

Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?

Why do men take showers instead of baths?

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Why don't men get mad cow disease?

Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex?

WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?

Why is urine yellow and sperm white?

You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant...

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