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Dumb Blonde Wishes Joke

 

 

 

Dumb Blonde Wishes

 

 

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were stranded on a deserted island. One morning the brunette heard a little crying noise and discovered a fairy drowning in a stream. After being saved the fairy offered the girls one wish each.

"I wish I can become really smart and find a way off this island."

POOF!

The redheads immediately built a boat out of twigs and vines and sailed off the island.

The brunette then approached the genie and said "I wish to be even smarter than the redhead and find a way off the island."

POOF!

She started to collect rocks and seashells and made a airplane and flew right off the island.

Now, very excited, the blonde said to the genie "I want to be even smarter than those two and find a way off this island.

POOF!

The blonde turned into a man and walked across the bridge.

 

 

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