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Stupid Blonde Decorator Joke |
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Stupid Blonde Decorator
This
blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde
jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to
show her husband that blondes really are smart. While
her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a
couple of rooms in the house. The
next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the
task at hand. Her
husband arrives home and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He
walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a
pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur. He
goes over and asks her if she is OK. She
replies yes. He
asks what she is doing. She
replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are
dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He
then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat. She
replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they
said . . . . FOR
BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.
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