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The First Class Blonde Joke |
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Blonde In First Class
On
a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde
sitting in the first class section and requested that she move to
economy since she did not have a first class ticket. The
blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York
and I'm not moving." Not
wanting to argue with a customer the flight attendant asked the co-pilot
to speak with her. He
went to talk with the woman asking her to please move out of the first
class section. Again,
the blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New
York and I'm not moving." The
co-pilot returned to the cockpit and asked the captain what should he
do. The
captain said, "I'm married to a blonde, and I know how to handle
this." He
went to the first class section and whispered in the blonde's ear. She
immediately jumped up and ran to the economy section. Surprised
at how easily the pilot got her to move, the flight attendant and the
co-pilot asked what he said to her that finally convinced her to change
seat. “My
wife is blonde so I know how to deal with them,” the pilot replied,
"I just told her the first class section wasn't going to New
York."
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