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Funny Jokes Online : The very best gambling jokes and casino humour on the internet! |
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Las Vegas Gambling Trip Joke |
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The Las Vegas Gambling Trip Joke
A
group from Chicago spent a weekend gambling in Las Vegas. One of the men
on that trip won £100,000. He didn't want anyone to know about it, so
he decided not to return with the others, but took a later plane home -
arriving back 3 a.m. He immediately went out to the backyard of his
house, dug a hole and planted the money in it. The following morning he
walked outside and found the hole empty. He noticed footsteps leading
from the hole to the house next door, which was owned by a deaf-mute. On
the same street lived a professor who understood sign language and was a
friend of the deaf man. Grabbing his pistol, the enraged man went to
awaken the professor and dragged him to the deaf man's house. "You
tell this guy that if he doesn't give me back my £100,000 I'm going to
kill him!" he screamed at the professor. The professor conveyed the
message to his friend, and his friend replied in sign language, "I
hid it in my backyard, underneath the cherry tree."
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