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Golf Tips from the Club Pro

 

 

Copyright Stuart Macfarlane

   

 

Golf Tips from the Club Pro

 

Here’s a simple technique to increase your distance off the tee. Have a steady, relaxed grip on the club, pull back gently, then close your eyes and imagine that you’re taking a swing at your boss.

 

An amateur was having an absolutely dreadful round. 

On the eighth, after 5 strokes, he was still 180 yards from the green. 

Exasperated he turned to his caddy and asked "Do you think I can get there with a 5-iron?"

 Without hesitation the caddie replied, "Eventually!!"

 

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