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Novice Golfer

 

 

Copyright Stuart Macfarlane

   

You can tell she’s a novice if :-

She sets out with six balls and comes back with none.
She shouts "fore" whenever she putts!

She still believes that one day she’ll get a hole in one.

She builds sandcastles in the bunkers.
She just misses getting a hole in one - by 8 strokes!

She practices shouting ‘fore’ in the office.
She carries a trowel to patch up the holes she creates in the turf.

 

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