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Funny Insult Jokes

 

 

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Funny Insult Jokes

 

"You forgot to pay your brain bill.”

"Your sewing machine's run out of thread."

"Your antenna doesn't pick up all the channels."

"You’re missing a few buttons on your remote control."

"If you had another brain, it would be lonely."

"You haven’t got the brains god gave turnips."

"You have an intellect only rivalled only by garden tools.”

" You would need to study to become a half-wit."

" Your brain is so small there’s an echo in your head when you talk”

"You haven’t got sense enough to spit downwind."

" There’s no grain in your silo."

" Your receiver is off the hook."

"Your chimney's clogged!!!”

" You have too much yardage between the goal posts."

" You are full-grown in body only."

"Your as confused as a baby in a topless bar."

" You have nothing under your hat but hair.”

" You’re not the brightest crayon in the box."

" Both your oars aren't in the water."

" You’re one quarter short of a dollar.”

 

 

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