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Copyright Stuart Macfarlane
Funny Insult Quotes
"Your as quick as a
tree”
"Your as quick as a
tortoise on Prozac."
"You haven’t got all
the dots on your dice."
"You suffer delusions
of adequacy."
"You’ve got rooms to let in your attic." "If brains were taxed, you’d get a rebate." "You’re not the brightest light in the harbour." "You’re not the brightest light on the Christmas tree." "You are one tambourine short of a Salvation Army band." "You’re not the sharpest hook in the tackle box." "You’re a few electrons short of an electric shock." "You could get lost in your own bed." "You are one vote short of an overall majority." "You are prime candidate for natural deselection." "You are a living testimony to evolution." "You went to the fountain of knowledge and threw in a dime." "You are two hub caps short of a Ford Mondeo."
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