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Funny Jokes Online : The very best funny insult jokes on the internet! |
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Funny Jokes Online : The very best funny insult jokes on the internet! |
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Copyright Stuart Macfarlane
Insult One Liners
"You are two rungs short of a ladder.” "You are three French fries short of a happy meal.” "You are ten brick short of a wall." "You couldn't find water in a bucket!" "You couldn't find Scotland with a compass.” "You’re not the sharpest knife in the drawer.” "You’re few clowns short of a circus.” "You’re a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic.” "You are an experiment in Artificial Stupidity." "Your wheel is spinning, but the hamster's dead.” "Your porch light's on, but nobody's home.” "You doesn't have all your cornflakes in one box." "You are all foam and no beer." "You are a few peas short of a casserole." "The cheese has slid off your cracker." "Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel." "You’re as smart as bait – but less attractive.” "You are a few beers short of a six-pack.” "You don’t have all your dogs on the one leash." "You don’t know much but top the league in nostril hair.” "You’re a few feathers short of a whole duck.”
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