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Great Insults

"Your body’s in town but your brains back in the village."

"Your autopilot has gone out"

 

"You couldn’t lie your way out of a paper bag"

"You have the brains of a worm and half its looks."

"You’ve reached your apex and still can’t see over the wall."

"You are a cup and saucer short of a full setting."

"You are you"

"You are listening but there are SO MANY words."

"You have a few candies missing from your jar."

"You’re as sharp as a bowling ball."

"You are a few clowns short of a circus."

"You are one X short of a Y!"

"You are several book short of a library."

"You are one Smartie short of a tube "

"Your as bright as midnight."

 

 

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