Laws of the Internet Jokes

Laws of the Internet

* Your ‘Favorites’ list will become so large it will be quicker to conduct a new Search than to use it.

* Your computer will crash just as you are about to save that long thought out email.

* Every Search will give over a thousand results - the only one of interest will always be last.

* Your best loved site will have inexplicably vanished the next time you try to access it.

* Junk mail will always reach you but important emails will get lost.

* Inevitably you will forget to turn the Webcam off before undressing for bed and wake up to find you have become a world-wide porn star.

* No matter how clever your HTML keywords search engines will always place your competitors before you.

The Little Book of the Internet :

Now, instead of surfing the Web, you can simply drown in it. This hilarious guide to totally screwing up on the Internet will be deeply enriching for all the computer idiots in your life. So save their sanity. Give them copies!

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