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Web Site Creation Jokes

  

 

 Copyright Stuart Macfarlane

 

You know a web site was created by a female if :-

* The homepage uses 16 shades of pink and 42 different fonts.

* It contains Links to fashion, poetry, TV soaps and shopping guides.

* It includes photos of family, friends, pets and everyone's babies.

* It has over 500 pages of gossip and scandal.

* It changes eight times a day.

* It takes 2 hours to load.

* Once a month it becomes emotional and irrational.

* It only loads if it’s included in your ‘Favorites’ list.

 

The Little Book of the Internet : 

Now, instead of surfing the Web, you can simply drown in it. This hilarious guide to totally screwing up on the Internet will be deeply enriching for all the computer idiots in your life. So save their sanity. Give them copies!

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