If Einstein had been a woman . . . 

Men express their thoughts in a logical systematic manner – whereas women talk in a less structured way and are more concerned with feelings than facts. 

If Einstein had been a woman she would have probably said something like, “I was in the mall yesterday looking for a new dress, I eventually bought a cute red one which I’ll show you later. Anyway I suddenly got this strange feeling about that energy thing. Now that reminds me I must pay that gas bill. But, as I was saying, I suddenly had the notion that E=MC² - I can’t be sure of course but I spoke to my best friend Alice about it and she said . . . . . . . .”