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Funny Jokes Online : The very best old age birthday, and retirement jokes on the internet! |
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Funny Jokes Online : The very best old age birthday, and retirement jokes on the internet! |
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Old Age HumourAs Old As You Feel |
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You Are As Old As You Feel "You
know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder
what else you could do while you're down there." George
Burns.
"I
do wish I could tell you my age but it's impossible. It keeps changing
all the time." Greer Garson.
"Retirement
at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had
pimples." George Burns
"Another
good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children
will not have declared you legally insane in order to gain control of
your estate."
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