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Funny Jokes Online : The very best old age birthday, and retirement jokes on the internet! |
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Funny Jokes Online : The very best old age birthday, and retirement jokes on the internet! |
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Old Age HumourGrowing Old Disgracefully |
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"People
ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday.
I tell them, a paternity suit." George Burns.
"I
don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my
nap." Bob Hope
"When
I was a boy, the Dead Sea was only sick." George Burns
"I
don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my
ears meet." Rita Rudner.
"At
my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the
obituaries page and if I'm not there I carry on as usual." Patrick Moore.
"I'm
very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed,
sold me this watch." Woody Allen.
"At
my age flowers scare me." George Burns.
My
grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of
them were just napping."
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