Old Age Humour

Oldie Sex Definitions

Love: An oldie’s substitute for lust.

Sex: A great ten minutes spoiled.

Erogenous Zone: Any part of the body this isn’t aching.

Passion: A burning desire for some sensual chocolate.

Young love: When the heart aches constantly.

Romance: That forty minute period between saying, “Let’s” and finally getting all your clothes off.

Mad Passionate Love: Having sex during an argument.

Contraception: Keeping your long johns on during sex.

Angina: The oldies equivalent of young love.

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