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Old Age HumourYoung at Heart |
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Young at Heart
"I'm
very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be
anywhere." George Burns.
"Except
for an occasional heart attack I feel as young as I ever did." Robert Benchley
"Blessed
are the young, for they shall inherit the National Debt." Herbert Hoover
"I'm
at the age now where just putting my cigar in it's holder is a
thrill." George Burns
"Sex
at the age of eighty-four is a wonderful experience. Especially the one
in the winter." Milton Berle
"The
secret of longevity is to keep breathing." Sophie Tucker
"He
is alive, but only in the sense that he can't be legally buried." Geoffrey Madan
"A
man's only as old as the woman he feels."
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