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Vampire Bat Out of Hell Joke |
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The Tale of Two Bats
Two
vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One
says, "Let's fly out of the cave and get some blood." "We're
new here," says the second one. "It's dark out, and we don't
know where to look. We'd better wait until the other bats go with
us." The
first bat replies, "Who needs them? I can find some blood somewhere
myself." He flies out of the cave. When
he returns, he is covered with blood. The
second bat says excitedly, "Where did you get the blood?" The
first bat takes his buddy to the mouth of the cave. Pointing into the
night, he asks, "See that black building over there?" "Yes,"
the other bat answers. "Well," says the first bat, "I didn't." |
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