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The Elephant Joke

 

 

 

Why did the Elephant stand on the marshmallow?
So she wouldn't fall in the hot chocolate.

 

How do you fit five elephants into a Porsche?
Two in the front, Two in the back, and one in the boot.

 

The Little Book of Calm for Cats By Stuart & Linda Macfarlane Illustrated by Erika Oller The Little Book of Calm for Cats helps cats find moments of calm in their frenzied existence. By following the book's advice serenity and tranquillity will once again permeate each of their nine lives.    

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