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Cockroach
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The
Six Foot Cockroach A
man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he answered
the door, a six foot tall cockroach was standing there. The cockroach
immediately punched him between the eyes and scampered off. The
next evening, the man was sitting at home when the doorbell rang again. When
he answered the door, the cockroach was there again. This time, it punched
him, kicked him and karate chopped him before running away. The
third evening, the man was sitting at home when the doorbell rang. When he
answered the door, the cockroach was there yet again. It leapt at him and
stabbed him several times before running off. The gravely injured man managed
to crawl to the telephone and summoned an ambulance. He was rushed to
intensive care, where they saved his life. The next morning, the doctor was
doing his rounds and asked the man what happened. The man explained about the
six foot cockroach's attacks, culminating in the near fatal stabbing.
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