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The very best quick jokes, one liners, online april fool jokes and pranks, clean jokes on the internet!

Daily Insults

Insult One Liners

"You are ten brick short of a wall."

"You couldn't find water in a bucket!"

"You couldn't find Scotland with a compass.”

"You’re not the sharpest knife in the drawer.”

"You’re few clowns short of a circus.”

"You are listening but there are SO MANY words."

"You have a few candies missing from your jar."

"You’re as sharp as a bowling ball."

"You are several book short of a library."

"You are one Smartie short of a tube "

"You’re a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic.”

"You are an experiment in Artificial Stupidity."

"Your wheel is spinning, but the hamster's dead.”

"Your porch light's on, but nobody's home.”

"You doesn't have all your cornflakes in one box."

"The cheese has slid off your cracker."

"Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel."

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