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Murphy's law of golf

Murphy's First law of golf : a new ball is twice as likely to get lost as an old one.

Murphy's Second law of golf : a new ball always find water.

Murphy's Third law of golf: The higher a golfer's handicap the more advice he gives.

Murphy's Fourth law of golf: All par threes aspire to be sixes.

Murphy's Fifth law of golf: After fourteen brilliant holes the last four will return your score to its normal pathetic level.

Murphy's Sixth law of golf : If your swing feels right it’s wrong.

Murphy's Seventh law of golf : The probability of sinking a putt is inversely proportional to the distance from the hole.

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Goo: The main tool Stretch and turn that face into rubber.

UnGoo: Turn parts of the image back to normal.

Soften: Can be used to smoothen rough parts.

Lighten/Darken: 'Draw' on the image. Use it to add dirt, moustaches, and more.

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