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A dumb blonde woman received a fishing rod for her eighteenth birthday and decided to go ice fishing. So early the next morning she got all her gear and headed out.

When she reached her destination she cut a hole in the ice and dipped the rod in.

Suddenly the blonde heard a voice that said, "there's no fish in there".

So she moves to another spot and cuts another hole. The same voice spoke again and told her there were no fish there.

So she moves again and the voice tells her there are no fish there. So she looks up and sees a man staring at her.

"How do you know there are no fish here?"  asked the dumb blonde.

"It’s quite simple for an experience angler,” replied the man, “the clue is the sign over there that says ‘ice skating rink.’”

 

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Dumb Blonde In First Class

 On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she move to economy since she did not have a first class ticket.

The blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York and I'm not moving."

Not wanting to argue with a customer the flight attendant asked the co-pilot to speak with her.

He went to talk with the woman asking her to please move out of the first class section.

Again, the blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York and I'm not moving."

The co-pilot returned to the cockpit and asked the captain what should he do.

The captain said, "I'm married to a dumb blonde, and I know how to handle this."

He went to the first class section and whispered in the blonde's ear. She immediately jumped up and ran to the economy section.

Surprised at how easily the pilot got her to move, the flight attendant and the co-pilot asked what he said to the dumb blonde that finally convinced her to change seat.

 

“My wife is blonde so I know how to deal with them,” the pilot replied, "I just told her the first class section wasn't going to New York."

 

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