Online Shopping Jokes

Desperate Shopper

Online Shopping Jokes

You know you’re a desperate case when . . .

You date shop assistants because they can arrange after hours shopping.

In a communal changing room you tell a complete stranger she looks awful in a dress – because you want it.

You take a Saturday job in a shop purely to get the employee discount

You buy a sale item even though it’s two sizes too big – just in case you put on weight.

(shop til you drop mad shopping spree)

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