Online Shopping Jokes

Dreams of a shopaholic . . .

Online Shopping Jokes

Dreams of a shopaholic . . .

Shoes that fit.

Sales that last 365 days a year.

Loyalty cards that give 90% discount.

Becoming a highly paid, ‘professional’ shopper.

Never having to ask, ‘Does my bum look big in this?’

Having a personal shopping assistant to carry all your purchases.

Discovering a brand new mall.

Marrying the owner of a shopping mall.

Winning Nobel Prize for Shopping

(go shopping in your dreams shop sweet find shopaholic)

The Little Book of Calm for Cats By Stuart & Linda Macfarlane Illustrated by Erika Oller The Little Book of Calm for Cats helps cats find moments of calm in their frenzied existence. By following the book's advice serenity and tranquillity will once again permeate each of their nine lives.

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