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Shopping Jokes
Horoscope
for a Shopaholic
It is written in the stars that you are destined to travel many hundreds
of miles this week – back and forward to the shopping mall. Next week
you will receive an unexpected letter, from a tall dark and handsome
stranger - requesting that you pay the overdue amount on your credit
card. An outing with a friend will result in your returning home with
numerous bags packed with items of clothing - which you are unlikely
ever to wear. Your lucky colours are blue, green, yellow, red, black,
white, pink, burgundy . . . . .
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