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Shopping Jokes
It
was a successful shopping day if . . .
Your
feet ache.
An
irate message on your answering machine demands that you phone your bank
manager immediately.
Your
husband has a sore back from carrying all your purchases.
You
need to throw out numerous ‘old’ outfits to make room for the new.
An
upbeat television statement from the director of your best-loved store
unexpectedly announces that the company has returned to profit.
Your
children now have enough shoe boxes to build a complete toy town.
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