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Shopping Success

 

 

 Online Shopping Jokes

It was a successful shopping day if . . .

Your feet ache.

An irate message on your answering machine demands that you phone your bank manager immediately.

Your husband has a sore back from carrying all your purchases.

You need to throw out numerous ‘old’ outfits to make room for the new.

An upbeat television statement from the director of your best-loved store unexpectedly announces that the company has returned to profit.

Your children now have enough shoe boxes to build a complete toy town.

 

The Little Book of Calm for Cats By Stuart & Linda Macfarlane Illustrated by Erika Oller The Little Book of Calm for Cats helps cats find moments of calm in their frenzied existence. By following the book's advice serenity and tranquillity will once again permeate each of their nine lives.    

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