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Funny Jokes Online : The very best funny online shopping jokes on the internet! |
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Online Shopping JokesTwelve Steps to Shopping Heaven |
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Shopping Jokes Twelve
Steps to Shopping Heaven 1)
Ensure fridge and cupboards are well stocked to guarantee survival of
husband and kids. 2)
Alert bank manager and credit card companies.
3)
Have a final run through those offensive and defensive karate moves. 4)
Immediately on arriving at shops make that all important ‘first
purchase’ to get you into the swing of things. 5)
Buy the outfit you have been watching for months but dared not buy
because it was much, much too expensive – because now it’s 5% off. 6)
Try on every shoe, dress, blouse, skirt and jacket in every store
whether in your size or not. 7)
Make a mad last minute dash around all shops buying up everything that
you were previously undecided about. 8)
While husband makes you a reviving cup of tea give kids their presents.
You did remember to get them something?! 9)
Present husband with all the receipts – resuscitate. 10)
Separate those outfits which will go into your wardrobe from those that
can go directly to the Oxfam shop. 11)
Spend three hours in the bath planning your next shopping extravaganza.
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