Online Shopping Jokes

A day in the life of a shopaholic

Online Shopping Jokes

A day in the life of a shopaholic

00:01 – 07:15 Dream about shopping

07:15 - 07:20 Place bid on eBay auction for diamond ring.

07:20 - 08:00 Read latest mail order catalogues.

08:00 - 09:10 Watch QVC - buy 6 months supply of moisturiser.

09:10 - 09:15 Place higher bid on eBay auction.

09:15 - 18:00 Shop! Shop! Shop! Shop!

18:00 - 18:05 Place higher bid on eBay auction.

18:05 - 20:30 Play with all of today’s purchases.

20:30 – 23:40 Buys lots from QVC

23:40 – 23:42 Place higher bid on eBay auction.

23:42 – 23:44 Place even higher bid on eBay auction.

23:44 – 23:46 Place mammothly high bid on eBay auction.

23:46 – 24:00 Celebrate!!!!!

The Little Book of Calm for Cats By Stuart & Linda Macfarlane Illustrated by Erika Oller The Little Book of Calm for Cats helps cats find moments of calm in their frenzied existence. By following the book's advice serenity and tranquillity will once again permeate each of their nine lives.

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