Online Shopping Jokes

You are a shopping diva if. . .

Online Shopping Jokes

You are a shopping diva if. . .

Stores put up ‘Many Happy Returns’ banners on your birthday

It takes a whole rain forest to keep you in till receipts for a month.

You can add up the cost of your shopping much faster than the cash register.

You can tell the make and model of any cash register by the sound of its ‘ting.’

Your eyes can scan and decipher barcodes.

You’re on first name terms with the checkout assistants.

You have been given your own personal parking place at the mall.

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